Philosophers: Monty Python's Bruce's Philosopher Song
*** Monty Python's Philosopher Drinking Song *** Immanuel Kant was a real pissant * Who was very rarely stable. * Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar * Who could think you under the table. * David Hume could out-consume
* Schopenhauer and Hegel,
* And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
* Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
* There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
* 'Bout the raising of the wrist.
* Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
* John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
* On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
* Plato, they say, could stick it away--
* Half a crate of whiskey every day.
* Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
* Hobbes was fond of his dram,
* And Ren頄escartes was a drunken fart.
* 'I drink, therefore I am.'
* Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
* A lovely little thinker,
* But a bugger when he's pissed.
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