Maxim's Bad Ceremonial First Pitches [May 2009]
by Larry Dobrow (May 20, 2009)
--- GARY "BABA BOOEY" DELL'ABATE, producer/sidekick, The Howard Stern Show, May 9, 2009 at CitiField
--- MARK MALLORY, mayor of Cincinnati, April 2, 2007 at Great American Ballpark
--- MARIAH CAREY, pop tart, May 28, 2008 at the Tokyo Dome
--- DOCILE T-REX, extinct species, August 11, 2008 at Nü Comiskey Park
--- EDDIE VEDDER, Wrigley, August 3, 2007
--- ANNIKA SORENSTAM, golf legend, July 22, 2008 at Shea Stadium
--- PATRICK SHARP, Chicago Blackhawks right winger, September 10, 2008 at Nü Comiskey Park (go to the 1:20 mark)
--- DICK CHENEY, former Vice President, undisclosed secure location beneath 20 tons of plutonium-resistant concrete (OK, fine, April 11, 2006 at Nationals Park)
--- Missing:
* Docile T-Rex
* Mark Mallory
* Patrick Sharp
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