The Resume

(January 15, 1965- )
Played guitar on Tool's albums 'Opiate (1992),' 'Undertow (1993),' 'Aenema (1996),' 'Salival (2000)' and 'Lateralus (2001)'
Directed the Tool videos 'Sober,' 'Prison Sex,' 'Stinkfist,' 'Aenema' and 'Schism'
Was a make-up/special effects artist in 'Death by Dialogue (1988),' 'Pet Semetary (1989),' 'Ghostbuster II (1989),' 'A Nightmare On Elm Street: The Dream Child (1989),' 'Predator 2 (1990),' 'Edward Scissorhands (1990),' 'Terminator II: Judgment Day (1991),' 'Batman Returns (1992)' and 'Jurassic Park (1993)'

Why he might be annoying:

He's experimented with drugs.
His hair seems unkept.
He sometimes paints his whole body blue or white during a Tool concert.

Why he might not be annoying:

He likes to keep a low-profile.
He's one of the most influential guitarists of the 90's and the video's he's directed are highly respected.
He was in a band with fellow LA guitarist Tom Morello called Electric Sheep.
He was schooled in makeup, art, sculpting, set designing and special effects.

Credit: His Name is Robert

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Born on Martin Luther King's Birthday [January 15th] (Ranked: 1965)
• Coachella [Headliners] (Ranked: 2006)
• Coachella [Headliners] (Ranked: 1999)
• Coachella [Performers] (Ranked: 1999)
• Coachella [Performers] (Ranked: 2006)
• Guitar World's 100 Greatest Metal Guitarists of All Time [March 2004] (Ranked: 9)
• His Name is Robert's Profiles [Series 1]
• I Married in 1999
• Look at My Guitar
• Musicians Who Can't Read Music
• Musicians You Should Fear
• People who Have Similar Names on Am I Annoying (Ranked: 208)
• Profiles 9001-9250 (Ranked: 9239)
• Rolling Stone's 100 Greatest Guitarists (Ranked: 75)
• Smith Versus Jones
• Stars of Horror Films
• Terminator [Series]
• Tool

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 73 Votes: 43.84% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 44 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 29 Votes: 65.52% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 44 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 34 Votes: 55.88% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 76 Votes: 68.42% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 116 Votes: 59.48% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 183 Votes: 53.01% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 290 Votes: 57.24% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 142 Votes: 47.18% Annoying