The Resume

(June 25, 1970- )
Born in Golden Valley, Minnesota
Attended Washington State University
Pitcher for the Boston Red Sox (1993-1997), Texas Rangers (1998-1999), Seattle Mariners (2000-2001, 2005), Anaheim Angels (2002-2004), Los Angeles Dodgers (2006) and the New York Mets (2007)
Two All-Star Appearances (1998, 2000)

Why he might be annoying:

His middle name is Helmer.
He is a journeyman player.
White Sox left fielder George Bell tried to fight him after he got hit by his inside pitch (1993).
His second stint in Seattle was a disappointment.

Why he might not be annoying:

He, Scott Hatteberg and John Olerud were teammates in college.
Baseball America had chosen him a third team All-American.
He did not get hit by George Bell’s punch.
He beat the Cuba National Team with a three-hit shutout as a member of Team USA (1990).
He was the first right-handed pitcher of the Mariners to be selected to the All-Star team (2000).

Credit: Neo NX2004

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Baseball Players
• Boston Red Sox
• I Attended Washington State University
• I Played on 5 or More Teams (Ranked: 6)
• Los Angeles Angels
• Los Angeles Dodgers
• Neo NX2004's Profiles [Series 1]
• New York Mets
• Profiles 22001-22250 (Ranked: 22049)
• Seattle Mariners
• Texas Rangers

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 20 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 37 Votes: 48.65% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 32 Votes: 59.38% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 247 Votes: 68.83% Annoying