The Resume

(December 23, 1936-September 9, 2016)
Born in Los Angeles, California
Birth name is Maurice William Elias
Acted in 'Sayonara (1957),' 'South Pacific (1958),' 'Winter A-Go-Go (1965),' 'Flareup (1969),' 'Posse (1975)' and 'Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983)'
Portrayed Fred on the TV series 'The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet' (1963) and Ed Rogosheske on 'Wiseguy' (1990)
Starred in the short lived TV western 'Lancer' (1968-70)
Married to (and divorced from) Connie Stevens (1963-66) and Kim Darby (1968-69)
Lost his left arm and leg in a motorcycle accident which killed his girlfriend after being hit by a drunk driver (September 27, 1973)
Sentenced to six years in prison for molesting an 11-year-old girl (March 5, 1996)
Registered in California as a sex offender

Why he might be annoying:

He turned down a guest role in 'The Golden Girls' because he felt the scriptwriters weren't sensitive enough about his disability.
By the early 1990s scripts were not forthcoming and he became a chronic alcoholic.
He argued during his trial that he wasn't a true molester because 'I touched her for five seconds.'
He also tried to get leniency by stating he was brain damaged from the accident and alcohol abuse, but the judge would have none of it.
Before the trial he tried to kill himself by jumping off a cliff in Hawaii, but he landed on a ledge and survived.
He had the stones to say after sentencing that it 'makes me look like a goddamn pedophile.' (hello genius, YOU ARE).

Why he might not be annoying:

When he adlibbed lines in his screen debut "Sayonara,' the director wanted them done over but star Marlon Brando stuck up for him and the lines were kept.
When his medical bills left him broke, his ex-wives and Hollywood friends raised $118,000 to help him.
In 1976 he received a $1.9 million settlement against the bar that served the drunk driver.
An avid skier before his accident, he continued afterwords with modified equipment.
This led to a 1977 TV movie role about a disabled skier, 'Just a Little Inconvenience,' for which he received an Emmy nomination.

Credit: Scar Tactics

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Actors Who Think They Can Sing
• Alleged Kid Lovers
• Amputees
• Cowboys and Gals
• Criminals
• I am an Angelino [Residents of Los Angeles]
• I Attempted Suicide and Screwed it Up
• I Died in 2016 (Ranked: 79)
• I Married for Less than Two Years
• I Portrayed a Cripple
• I Portrayed a Doctor on TV
• I Portrayed a Robot
• I was Involved in a Motorcycle Accident
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Bow Tie
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Tux
• Look at Me, I've Been Caught Eating
• Perry Mason - Guest Stars
• Profiles 21251-21500 (Ranked: 21495)
• Scar Tactics' Profiles [Series 06]
• We Died on the Same Day (Ranked: 20160909)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 90.91% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 15 Votes: 26.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 28 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 28 Votes: 53.57% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 36 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 19 Votes: 73.68% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 30 Votes: 76.67% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 75 Votes: 62.67% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 38 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 46 Votes: 63.04% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 139 Votes: 76.26% Annoying