The Resume

(June 1, 1947- )
Member of the Jeff Beck Group (1968-1969)
Member of The Faces (1969-1975)
Member of the Rolling Stones (1976- )
Performed on the albums 'Black and Blue,' 'Some Girls,' 'Emotional Rescue,' 'Tattoo You,' 'Undercover of the Night,' 'Steel Wheels,' 'Voodoo Lounge' and 'Bridges to Babylon'
Released several solo albums including 'I've Got My Own Album to Do,' 'Mahoney's Last Stand,' 'Gimme Some Neck,' 'Slide on This,' 'Not for Beginners' and 'Live at Electric Ladyland'

Why he might be annoying:

He chain smokes.
He is an alcoholic.
Due to his cocaine use he had to have a plastic septum inserted in his nose.
He was arrested for cocaine possession (1980).
He got into a fight with DJ Brandon Block at the Brit Awards (2000).
At 65 years old, he married his third wife, who was just 34 years old (December 21, 2012).

Why he might not be annoying:

He was the original choice to replace Brian Jones but never received the invitation to join.
He is skilled on numerous instruments.
He describes himself as the diplomatic liaison officer between Mick and Keith.
He took up kickboxing to help him quit drinking.
Charlie Watts said: 'He's a very likable person. He's not grown-up. He doesn't need to be. He's not at all sensible, Ronnie. It's not his role. He's a maniac.'
He is a formally trained painter who has exhibited his work in London, Japan and the United States.

Credit: Call me Calvin

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Bassists
• Billiard Players
• Blender Magazine's 50 Dumbest Rock-Star Extravagances [December 2005] (Ranked: 7)
• British Rockers
• Call me Calvin's Profiles
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [June] (Ranked: 6011947)
• Celebrities Who Think They Can Paint
• Celebrity West Bromwich Albion [Baggies] Fans
• Harmonica Players
• I Abused Cocaine
• I am a Member of Artists United Against Apartheid
• I Am of Romani/Sinti Descent [Gypsies]
• I Checked into Priory Rehab in the UK
• I Checked into Rehab
• I Collaborated with Billy Preston
• I Collaborated with Eric Clapton
• I Married in 1985
• I Married in 2012
• I Performed at the Bob Dylan 30th Anniversary Concert Celebration [October 16, 1992]
• I Performed at the Last Waltz [November 25, 1976]
• I Performed with Camp Freddy
• I Performed with Slash
• I was Involved in a Car Accident in 1990
• Look at My Guitar
• Men who Dress like Pimps
• Mike Myers Impersonations
• Musicians Who Act
• My Backstage Rider is on The Smoking Gun
• Painters
• Parents of Twins
• Profiles 12251-12500 (Ranked: 12392)
• Ravaged Faces
• Rolling Stones
• Ted Nugent Doesn't Like Me
• Tree Names
• U.K.'s Richest Rockers [2000] (Ranked: 20)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 46 Votes: 65.22% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 199 Votes: 51.76% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 91 Votes: 56.04% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 102 Votes: 56.86% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 181 Votes: 61.88% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 62 Votes: 72.58% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 298 Votes: 87.58% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 133 Votes: 43.61% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 77 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 119 Votes: 79.83% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 59 Votes: 45.76% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 83 Votes: 65.06% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 58 Votes: 65.52% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 87 Votes: 51.72% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 130 Votes: 48.46% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 244 Votes: 56.15% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 107 Votes: 55.14% Annoying