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Michelle Bauer

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The Resume

    (October 1, 1958- )
    Born in Montebello, California
    American actress, best known for her appearances in grade B horror flicks
    Has also appeared in hard core porn movies
    Penthouse Pet of the Month for July, 1981
    Movies include 'Dr Alien,' 'Vampire Vixens from Venus,' 'Lust for Frankenstein,' 'Tomb of the Werewolf,' 'Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers' and 'Voodoo Dollz'
    Porn films include 'Cafe Flesh,' 'Bad Girls' and 'Electric Blue 006'

Why she might be annoying:

    Her looks have really gone downhill the last few years.
    She claims that she never made porn films but just posed for video box covers, or alternately that ,she made the films but body doubles actually had the sex. Uh yeah, that's what happened.
    Virtually everything she has done has been straight to video crap.
    She uses numerous aliases.
    Her real last name is Medvitz, Bauer is her first husband's last name. When she used Bauer professionally while doing porn he threatened legal action. She then tried to use her second husband's last name, he also threatened to sue. So she sweet talked her first husband out of a lawsuit.
    In a 2007 interview, she called the late Margaux Hemingway a 'bitch' for not posing for a photo with her when she was Hemingway's body double for the movie 'Inner Sanctum.'
    She says she adores psychotic Spanish director Jesus Franco, who the rest of the world thinks is insane.
    She's appeared in Penthouse, done soft and hard core porn, and appeared nude in numerous films, but harshly criticizes women for appearing in Hustler magazine.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She's very popular among coworkers, due to her volunteering to help the crews set up equipment, cameras, and sets between takes and not complaining about working conditions.
    She's honest enough to admit she's not talented enough to make it as a mainstream actress.
    She once worked as a mud wrestler.
    She doesn't apologize for what she does.
    She has an almost encyclopedic knowledge of the grade B horror movie genre.
    When she was younger, she had a remarkable resemblance to 'Frasier' star Jane Leeves.
    Even considering the type and quality of what she has appeared in, her appearances in over 100 movies is still quite an accomplishment.
    She willingly gives excellent interviews.

Credit: tom_jeffords


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 71 Votes: 26.76% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 22 Votes: 31.82% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 175 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 25 Votes: 48.00% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 22 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 841 Votes: 61.36% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 220 Votes: 58.64% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 66 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 464 Votes: 37.72% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 37 Votes: 43.24% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 61 Votes: 50.82% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 277 Votes: 49.82% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 17 Votes: 47.06% Annoying