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Whitney Bischoff

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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

    (June 24, 1985- )
    Born in Kentucky
    Resides in Chicago, Illinois
    In vitro fertility nurse at a Chicago Fertility Center
    Proposed to by Chris Soules in Season 19 of the Bachelor at the Final Rose Ceremony (Mar. 9, 2015)

Why she might be annoying:

    She admitted to once getting into a bathtub of boiled noodles.
    So, if she gets married to Prince Farming, would that thereby make her Princess Farming...?
    She is so committed to her job that she actually asked him if he helps the hogs on his farm to give birth.
    Her dog developed a popular following when he turned up in the blooper reels mounting a doggie toy while she and Chris watched laughing hysterically.
    Her sister wouldn't give Chris permission to hypothetically marry Whitney as long as there were still other contestants in the running.
    She tricked Chris into believing that she was going to put him through a sperm test during her hometown date (which lucky for her he found to be a 'ball buster' turn-on).
    She spent more time assuring Chris that she didn't care about how small a town Arlington was than she did discussing his pleading guilty to 13 felonies (priorities...)
    She shares a name with Chris' Dancing With the Stars partner, Witney Carson, resulting in a seemingly endless line of 'two Whitneys' jokes.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She expressed her intention to continue working after marrying Chris.
    She was an early favorite of ex-Bachelorette (who eliminated Chris in her season) Andi Dorfman.
    She was one of the few contestants to get along with almost all of the girls.
    She had lost both of her parents by the age of 19.
    Chris joked that her intelligence compensated him for his lack of sophistication.
    She doesn't consider herself to be very adventurous, but her first date with Chris consisted of her helping Chris to crash a wedding, at which point she claims to have fallen in love with him.
    She was one of the only girls to insist on being civil to Jordan when she returned to the Bachelor house, eliciting perplexed reactions from the other girls.
    She was subjected to an unusually high level of scrutiny over her appearance, due to the increased level of attention her season received.
    Bachelor junkies nitpick Chris' body language around her, usually complaining that he doesn't touch/look at her enough and insisting that he's thinking of one of the other contestants.

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 44 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 15 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 22 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 17 Votes: 94.12% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 81 Votes: 64.20% Annoying