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Jonah Falcon
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    (July 29, 1970- )
    Born in Brooklyn, New York
    Appeared as a background actor in 'A Beautiful Mind,' 'The Good Shepherd' and 'Death to Smoochy' and episodes of 'Melrose Place,' 'Law and Order,' 'Law and Order: SVU,' 'The Sopranos' and 'Sex in the City'
    Hosts a public-access cable TV call-in show, 'Talkin' Yankees'
    Appeared in the HBO documentary 'Private Dicks: Men Exposed' (1999)
    Claims to have the largest measured penis at 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect
    He reportedly claimed that John Holmes is his real father.
    He used to put on spandex pants two sizes too small to enhance his package.
    Asked what he would do if he could change one thing about his life, he said, 'Maybe fucked more celebrities.'
    He complained in 'Rolling Stone' that his huge penis made it tough to find women. (As opposed to being pudgy and still living with his mom in his early 30s.)
    He has made several appearances on Howard Stern's radio show.
    He stopped wearing tight spandex after turning 35, admitting he was 'too old to carry off that look and not be creepy.'
    Surprisingly, he never appeared in gay porn.
    Perhaps more surprisingly, he says he enjoys the 'classic geek/nerd lifestyle: computer games, board games, baseball, science fiction/fantasy, etc.'

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