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Jeremy Shockey

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Football Player

The Resume

    (August 18, 1980- )
    Tight End for the New York Giants, New Orleans Saints and Carolina Panthers

Why he might be annoying:

    He was fined $5,000 during the 2003 playoffs for throwing ice at a young San Francisco 49er fan in the stands.
    He was fined $5,000 for giving an obscene gesture to the San Francisco 49er fans during the 2003 playoffs.
    During an interview with Howard Stern, he said he hopes there are no gay players in the NFL and probably wouldn't have tolerated a gay teammate in college (2002).
    He was fired from the Mike and Mad Dog radio show after forgetting to call in his report one too many time (2002).
    He drives a Hummer2.
    He dated former New York Jet Mark Gastineau's daughter.
    He won the jerk of the week award four times.
    His hair is a complete mess.
    He has a fat head.
    His last name sounds more like a cartoon character.
    Maxim Magazine said his name sounds naughty.
    He said that his fantasy is to have a threesome with a mother and her two twin daughters (August 2003).

Why he might not be annoying:

    He got into a fight with veteran NY Giant player Brandon Short during training camp because he refused to take part in the rookie hazing (2002).
    He won Rookie of the Year Award for the 2002/2003 football season.
    He is the fan favorite at Giants Stadium.
    He owns three dogs - a schnauzer named Chelsea, a fox terrier named Payton and a boxer named Major.

Credit: My Niece Alyse


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 16 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 24 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 22 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 36 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 46 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 66 Votes: 75.76% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 122 Votes: 77.05% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 162 Votes: 74.07% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 421 Votes: 69.60% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 381 Votes: 69.55% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 460 Votes: 69.57% Annoying