The Resume

(April 3, 1911-October 26, 1987)
Born in California
'Lawyer to the Stars'
Clients included Kirk Kerkorian, Howard Hughes, and Ingrid Bergman

Why he might be annoying:

He was a lawyer.
He slept with female clients, including Ginger Rogers and Joan Crawford.
He divorced Dana Wynter.
He broke engagements to Barbara Payton, Lana Turner, and Dorothy Lamour.

Why he might not be annoying:

He served as a Navy pilot in World War II.
Lana Turner left him for Artie Shaw.
He was the infamous 'Uncle Greg' portrayed in the 1981 film 'Mommie Dearest.'
He passed away at 76 while dressing for work.

Credit: Black Chic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Attorney
• BC/Black Chic's Profiles [Series 08]
• I Attended the Premiere of 'Diary of Anne Frank' [1959]
• I Died in 1987 (Ranked: 76)
• I Had an Anterior Myocardial Infarction [AMI]
• I Probably Banged Ava Gardner
• I Probably Banged Elizabeth Taylor
• I Probably Banged Joan Crawford
• I Probably Banged Lana Turner
• I Probably Banged Marlene Dietrich
• I Probably Banged Zsa Zsa Gabor
• Look at Me, I'm with Joan Crawford
• Look at Me, I've Been Caught Smoking
• Profiles 24751-25000 (Ranked: 24868)
• Served in World War II
• Terrier Owners

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 11 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 16 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 26 Votes: 61.54% Annoying