The Resume

(February 1, 1949- )
Makes appearances on 'The Howard Stern Show'

Why he might be annoying:

He married Martha Raye when she was near death, so he could be included in her lifestyle and inherit her money.
He needs to tell a drawn out story before singing each one of his songs.
He built a disco for Martha Raye, even though she was confined to a wheel chair.
He kept bugging President Clinton for a medal for his dead wife, Martha Raye.
He is a flamboyant bi-sexual.
On behalf of Martha Raye he sued Bette Midler for copyright infringements on the movie 'One For the Boys.'

Why he might not be annoying:

He is very funny (without meaning to be.)
His piano player is 'Leo Delion.'
His photographer is 'Martin Martin.'
See related: Howard Stern, Robin Quivers, Fred Norris, Gary Dell'Abate, Jackie Martling, Artie Lange, Billy West, 'Stuttering' John Melendez, Andre Gardner, Doug Goodstein, Mel Karmazin, Sumner Redstone, A.J. Benza, Crazy Cabbie, Beetlejuice, Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf, Ralph Cirella, Dominic Barbara, Jessica Hahn, Nicole Bass, 'Elegant' Elliot Offen, 'Melrose' Larry Green, Uzo, Suzanne Muldowney, Beth Ostrosky, Alison Stern, Ray Stern, Ben Stern, Mary McCormack, Allison Janney, Debbie Schlussel, Sam Kinson, Andrew 'Dice' Clay, Opie and Anthony, Erich 'Mancow' Muller and Don Imus

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Allegedly Gay Men Who Married Women
• Captain Janks' Top 10 Ugliest Women of 2004 (Ranked: 3)
• Howard Stern Show
• Howard Stern's E! Show
• Howard Stern's WWOR Show
• I Married in 1991
• Men Who Should Have Been Women
• My Spouse is at Least Ten Years Older than Me
• People with Bruce, Marc or Keith in their Names
• Profiles 251-500 (Ranked: 407)
• Stuttering John Interviewed Me for Howard Stern's WWOR Show
• Supersized Egos

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 7 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 26 Votes: 23.08% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 23 Votes: 13.04% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 103 Votes: 59.22% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 74 Votes: 47.30% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 46 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 43 Votes: 72.09% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 25 Votes: 76.00% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 42 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 27 Votes: 59.26% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 22 Votes: 86.36% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 58 Votes: 65.52% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 53 Votes: 67.92% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 66 Votes: 74.24% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 140 Votes: 75.71% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 168 Votes: 75.60% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 385 Votes: 69.61% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 694 Votes: 70.61% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 1102 Votes: 70.05% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 2839 Votes: 79.22% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 8997 Votes: 78.40% Annoying