The Resume

(December 6, 1993- )
Survivor of an escape by his mother from Cuba

Why he might be annoying:

He dominated the news for the summer of 2000.
He cried when a US Secret Service agent put a gun in his face (What a wuss!).

Why he might not be annoying:

He is a cute kid who just wants to play and never wanted to be a political pawn.
He gave Floridans something to do for the summer.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• I am a Miami, Floridian
• I am Cuban
• I was Kidnapped
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Look at Me, I'm Armed
• Lycos' Top 10 Male Searches [2000] (Ranked: 11)
• Mad Magazine's 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things [2000] (Ranked: 6)
• Men Caught Weeping in Public
• Newsweek's Top 10 Accidental Celebrities (Ranked: 3)
• People Magazine's 25 Most Intriguing People [2000]
• Profiles 1-250 (Ranked: 190)
• Shipwreck Survivors

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 13 Votes: 23.08% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 29 Votes: 20.69% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 42 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 20 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 33 Votes: 57.58% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 20 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 24 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 48 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 51 Votes: 56.86% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 106 Votes: 66.04% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 113 Votes: 64.60% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 169 Votes: 66.27% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 277 Votes: 59.93% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 383 Votes: 56.14% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 869 Votes: 60.18% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 2741 Votes: 64.87% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 6403 Votes: 64.59% Annoying