The Resume

(December 14, 1979- )
Trained at Liverpool youth squad
Played for Liverpool.F.C Premier League side (1997-2004), New Castle United (August 31, 2005- )
Plays for England National Team
Transferred to Real Madrid (2004)
PFA Young Player of the Year (1997)
BBC Sports Personality of the Year (1998)
Appeared as himself on BBC children's drama 'Hero To Zero'

Why he might be annoying:

His father played for Everton, Liverpool's, greatest rival.
He was an ambassador for the English Football Association during their unsuccessful bid for World Cup 2006.
He posed nude for pictures.
He does potato chip ads.
He is one of English soccer's pretty boys.
He is often injured.
He often takes off his shirt in celebrating a goal.

Why he might not be annoying:

He scored in his debut premier league game.
He won the UEFA Cup, FA Cup, Worthington Cup and FA Charity Shield with Liverpool FC (2001).
He became the first English soccer player since Geoff Hurst in the 1966 World Cup final to score a hat-trick against Germany.
He has his own video game.
He portrayed playing himself on TV drama with Samuel L Jackson.
On average he scores a goal every other game.
He debuted as a teenager in the English Premier League.
He is one of the best behaved sportsmen.

Credit: Fandango

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Athletes Who Think They Can Act
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [December] (Ranked: 12141979)
• Celebrity Real Maroon [Janbos] Fans
• Channel 4's 100 Greatest Sporting Moments [Britain - January, 2002] (Ranked: 14)
• Company Magazine's 100 Sexiest Men [2000] (Ranked: 6)
• Company Magazine's 100 Sexiest Men [2003] (Ranked: 19)
• Company Magazine's 100 Sexiest Men [2004] (Ranked: 30)
• Company Magazine's 100 Sexiest Men of the Century [1999] (Ranked: 6)
• Epson's Top 10 Celebrity Dads [2005]
• Fandango/Zoidberg/New Zealand History X's Profiles [Series 1]
• Fox Soccer's Top 100 Most Memorable Moments in FIFA World Cup History [2018] (Ranked: 56)
• Google's Top 10 Men Searches [UK, 2002]
• I am from Liverpool
• I Became a Dad in 2003
• I Became a Dad in 2006
• I Married in 2005
• I Married Young
• I Portrayed Myself
• Look at My Balls
• New Woman Magazine's 100 Hottest Men on the Planet [February 2006] (Ranked: 64)
• Profiles 12001-12250 (Ranked: 12234)
• Soccer Stars
• Terrier Owners
• U.K. News of the World 10 Sexy Men [October 9, 2002]
• U.K. Teenage Boys' Top 10 Sports Heroes [Wagon Wheels - April 2002] (Ranked: 1)
• Video Game Stars
• World Cup Participants [2006]
• World Soccer's 100 Greatest Players of the 20th Century (Ranked: 44)
• Yahoo!-UK's Top 10 Athlete Searches [2005] (Ranked: 3)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 19 Votes: 63.16% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 21 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 24 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 35 Votes: 48.57% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 28 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 82 Votes: 58.54% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 151 Votes: 50.33% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 265 Votes: 53.58% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 136 Votes: 57.35% Annoying