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Alisha White

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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

    (April 6, 1991- )
    Based in South London, England
    Quit the 10th episode in the 18th cycle of America’s Next Top Model
    Runner-up in the sixth cycle of Britain’s Next Top Model

Why she might be annoying:

    She is a fan of Rihanna.
    Moving into the Top Model digs, she was mortified to see the American girls jump into the pool in their birthday suits (‘these American girls are horny as hell!’) rather than engage in a little first-night chewing of the fat.
    Guest judge Kelly Osbourne likened her impersonation of Elton John to a ‘pissed-off Aladdin’; Mister Jay thought it looked more like something from Thriller (she didn’t think it was that great, either).
    On the pigs’ feet at the eating challenge: ‘You might as well chop off your own feet and eat it.’
    She couldn’t comprehend seeing baby food at the toddler photo shoot (never mind, Louise didn’t think too highly of it, either).
    Hawking a TV dinner at the As Seen on ANTM challenge – where her ‘African’ accent was brought up by the focus group – she ended the plug with a ‘Pop, bang, there you go!’
    Watching her video love letter – part of the reward at the public service announcement shoot – she was dressed in a shower cap and pink towel a la the National Geographic mystery cover girl.
    On the strength of her background shots at the Booty Tooch centerpiece shoot, she survived the ‘bottom two’ panel where Kyle was eliminated (she had her bags packed and ready for that).
    She made it into the top five only to develop cold feet and quit the competition.

Why she might not be annoying:

    Her favorite movie is Roots.
    She is dyslexic.
    On the American girls’ first-night skinny dip: ‘I’m here to be America’s Next Top Model, not America’s Next Top Sex Bomb!’
    She was perfectly content with her One Side Shaved makeover.
    Tyra loved her legs so much that she nicknamed her ‘Gam-A-Tronica.’
    In essence, she was the point girl for a host of rimshot confessionals, including one where she held up a notepad on which she’d marked, ‘I’m not talking until I’m picture of the week. (Bleep) sake.’ And then…
    She received the first callout for the music-video clip shoot, setting off a chain of bottom-two and first callouts.
    She was the opening model for the winning designer – Anndra Neen – at the Dorchester Collection walk.
    At the silkworm photo shoot, she greeted one of the creatures, ‘Hello, Mr. Wormy.’

Credit: Cool It All Right? & Battyx3


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 17 Votes: 70.59% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 28 Votes: 46.43% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 133 Votes: 48.12% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 21 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 168 Votes: 79.76% Annoying