The Resume

(July 23, 1983- )
Born in Irvine, California
American swimmer
Multiple gold medalist at the 2004 and 2008 Summer Olympics
FINA multiple gold medalist since 2001

Why he might be annoying:

He is overshadowed by Michael Phelps.
His name sounds like 'parasol'.
He loves to go to the mall.

Why he might not be annoying:

He won numerous gold medals in his career.
He was the current men's 100 metre backstroke world record holder (long course) at the 2008 Summer Olympics.
He helped Michael Phelps win his record breaking eight gold medal at the 4x100 relay.

Credit: Birdienest81

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Birdienest81's Profiles [Series 02]
• I Attended University of Texas-Austin
• I Won Five or More Olympic Gold Medals (Ranked: 5)
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands Up
• Pretty Boys
• Profiles 24001-24250 (Ranked: 24113)
• Swimmers

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 5 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 25 Votes: 44.00% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 28 Votes: 21.43% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 56 Votes: 46.43% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 58 Votes: 51.72% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 76 Votes: 36.84% Annoying