The Resume

(November 22, 1972- )
Model for Channel
Recorded 'Be My Baby' and 'Joe Le Taxi'
Starred in 'White Wedding,' 'Elisa,' 'Half a Chance' and 'Girl on the Bridge'
France's Singer of the Year (1990)

Why she might be annoying:

She has two kids out of wedlock with Johnny Depp.
She smokes.
She refused to play in 'Amelie from Paris' because she had to record her new album. Tautou took her place.

Why she might not be annoying:

She is ranked #70 in 1995 in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women of the year.
She ranked #96 (2000) and #76 (2001) in Stuff's 100 Sexiest Women.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• British Vogue Magazine's 10 Best Dressed Women [2007]
• Cannes Film Festival Jury Members (Ranked: 2016)
• E!'s 101 Sexiest Celebrity Bodies [2006] (Ranked: 77)
• Elton John Doesn't Like Me
• Engaged To Johnny Depp
• FHM-Russia's 100 Sexiest Women [2003] (Ranked: 87)
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [1995] (Ranked: 70)
• Heat Magazine's Top 100 Beautiful Women [2004] (Ranked: 24)
• Hello's 12 Most Attractive Women [2005] (Ranked: 7)
• I am a Citizen of France
• I Became a Mom in 1999
• I Became a Mom in 2002
• I Like to Dress All in Red
• I Mothered Children Out of Wedlock
• I Probably Banged Lenny Kravitz
• I Publicly Supported Johnny Depp
• Look at Me, I'm Using a Cane or Crutches
• Look at My Undies
• MSN Hotlist - Top 100 Most Searched for Women [2008] (Ranked: 78)
• Profiles 751-1000 (Ranked: 995)
• Stuff's 100 Sexiest Women [2000] (Ranked: 96)
• Stuff's 101 Sexiest Women [2001] (Ranked: 76)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 68 Votes: 66.18% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 48 Votes: 47.92% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 7 Votes: 14.29% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 12 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 35.71% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 18 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 23 Votes: 39.13% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 30 Votes: 63.33% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 49 Votes: 46.94% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 46 Votes: 54.35% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 109 Votes: 55.05% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 431 Votes: 45.94% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 303 Votes: 51.16% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 462 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 733 Votes: 56.48% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 2001 Votes: 58.22% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 7630 Votes: 62.63% Annoying