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Brian Boitano

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Figure Skater

The Resume

    (October 22, 1963- )
    Four-time US National Champion (1985, 86, 87, 88)
    Two time World Champion (1986, 1988)
    Six time World Professional Champion (1988, 89, 90, 91, 92, 94)
    Olympic gold medalist, men’s skating 1988
    Reigning US gold medalist in Olympic men’s figure skating

Why he might be annoying:

    Since turning professional, he has produced several cheesy made for television ice specials.
    He has an effeminate voice.
    He has attempted to camouflage his baldness by dying his hair blond.
    He had a mullet when he skated at the Winter Olympics.
    He reinstated as an amateur in 1993 so he could compete in the Winter Olympics in Lillehamer in 1994. Seconds into his short program he fell on his triple Axel jump, destroying any chances he had for a medal.
    He was known for wearing pirate shirts and tights (eek).

Why he might not be annoying:

    He did not cave in to the media pressure of the 'Battle of the Brians' (the other Brian being Brian Orser of Canada) at the Winter Olympics in Calgary; he skated his ass off and was magnificent.
    He won an Emmy Award for his portrayal of Don Jose in 'Carmen On Ice.'
    To date, he is the only male figure skater to grace the cover of Sports Illustrated Magazine.
    He is always pleasant and gracious to fans and reporters.
    He is actually good friends with former rival Brian Orser.
    He was parodied in the 1999 film ‘South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.’ The film’s song and musical number ‘What Would Brian Boitano Do?’ has assured his coolness for years to come.

Credit: Xer


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 11 Votes: 27.27% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 7 Votes: 14.29% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 84 Votes: 55.95% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 23 Votes: 73.91% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 533 Votes: 49.91% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 12154 Votes: 39.52% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 3526 Votes: 35.51% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 2755 Votes: 69.73% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 8396 Votes: 51.16% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 571 Votes: 39.58% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 346 Votes: 50.29% Annoying