The Resume

(1962-1984)
Born in Chicago, Illinois
Together with his father 'Flukey' Stokes built a $50 million drug empire on the South Side of Chicago in the 1980s
Ambushed and shot to death in a Chicago hotel
Buried by his father in a $10,000 coffin made to look like a Cadillac Seville, complete with grille, flowered steering wheel & tires and working turn signals
$100 bills were stuffed between his gold-ringed fingers
Immortalized in the 1986 Stevie Ray Vaughan song 'Willie the Wimp'

Why he might be annoying:

He was a two-bit thug who followed in his father's seedy footsteps.
It is alleged that he was seizing too much control of the father/son drug empire and his own pop had him killed.
His going away party was held at the same hotel where he was murdered.
Guests, invited and uninvited, figured he didn't need those c-notes clutched in his fingers and fighting over the money broke out.
Little attention was paid to him during his actual burial.

Why he might not be annoying:

His father was shotgunned to death two years after him, ending their evil narcotics racket.
His punk life would have been completely forgotten, but his father and Stevie Ray Vaughan have immortalized his name.

Credit: Scar Tactics

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Celebrity Juniors
• Criminals
• Goatees
• I am from Chicago
• I Died Before My 30th Birthday (Ranked: 22)
• I Died in 1984 (Ranked: 22)
• I Died in the City I Was Born In
• I Drive a Cadillac
• I Took a Bullet
• I was Murdered
• I'm Buried at Oak Woods Cemetery [Chicago]
• I'm Remembered in a Tribute Song
• Long Names
• Look at Me, I'm Dead
• Look at My Flowers
• Men who Dress like Pimps
• Mustaches
• My Nickname is Part of My Name [M-Z]
• Profiles 23001-23250 (Ranked: 23128)
• Scar Tactics' Profiles [Series 07]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 26 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 22 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 30 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 64.71% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 24 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 19 Votes: 78.95% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 63 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 81 Votes: 72.84% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 122 Votes: 76.23% Annoying