The Resume

(November 25, 1980- )
Born in Columbus, Ohio
Played for the Oakland Athletics (2004-07), Chicago White Sox (2008) and New York Yankees (2009- )
Attened Ohio State
Son of Steve Swisher
Married actress Joanna Garcia (December 11, 2010)

Why he might be annoying:

He looks like ##911>Tommy Lee.
His nickname is ‘Swish.’
He has his grandma’s initials tattooed on his chest.
He took ballet lessons.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is a switch hitter.
He grew his hair out for ten months to donate to the Pantene Beautiful lengths (2007).
He was raised by his grandma and has her initials written on his shoes.

Credit: Toys in the Attic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2010 - 100 Most Annoying (Ranked: 82)
• Baseball Players
• Baseball Switch Hitter
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [November] (Ranked: 11251980)
• Celebrity Chicago Bear Fans
• Chicago White Sox
• Cleveland Guardians
• His and Hers
• I Attended Ohio State University
• I Became a Dad in 2013
• I Married in 2010
• I Played For the Yankees and Athletics
• I Took the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
• Match Game [2016]
• New York Yankees
• Oakland Athletics
• Profiles 21001-21250 (Ranked: 21185)
• Toys in the Attic's Profiles [Series 2]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 182 Votes: 58.79% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 111 Votes: 63.06% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 28 Votes: 10.71% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 12 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 35 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 18 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 377 Votes: 81.43% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 37 Votes: 78.38% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 823 Votes: 69.14% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 308 Votes: 73.70% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 47 Votes: 63.83% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 54 Votes: 57.41% Annoying