The Resume

(August 12, 1974- )
Pitcher for San Diego Padres (1998-2001), Florida Marlins (2001-02), Chicago Cubs (2002-04), Boston Red Sox (2005- )

Why he might be annoying:

He is the least popular of the 2004 Cub pitchers.
He was traded by the Marlins to the Cubs for Dontrelle Willis.
He lost to the Marlins in the 2003 NLCS.
He tends to be rapidly inconsistent.
At 29, he was considered the 'old man' of the 2003 Cubs pitching rotation.
His goatee gives him an uncanny resemblance to Abraham Lincoln.

Why he might not be annoying:

He graduated Butler High School with state honors.
He wears the number of his best friend, a Padres minor league teammate.
His friend had a heart attack and was left paralyzed.
He won the Cubs 2003 division clinching game (September 27, 2003).
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Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Baseball Players
• Boston Red Sox
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [August] (Ranked: 8121974)
• Chicago Cubs
• D.J.'s and M.C.'s
• Look at Me, Oy Vey
• Miami Marlins
• Profiles 10501-10750 (Ranked: 10749)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 8 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 56 Votes: 66.07% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 25 Votes: 56.00% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 25 Votes: 68.00% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 82 Votes: 63.41% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 126 Votes: 46.03% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 485 Votes: 42.68% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 250 Votes: 57.60% Annoying