The Resume

(October 24, 1969- )
Former stockbroker. waiter, telemarketer, deli man, paperboy
Fronts the rock band Facial
Owns www.horsetoothjackass.com
Member of the Howard Stern Show

Why he might be annoying:

During all of his many appearances on Howard Stern, prior to being hired, he fixated on Gary Dell'Abate's teeth.
He insults Gary by nicknaming him a 'Horse Tooth Jackass.'
His web page primarily sells his junk or promotes his band Facial.
When approached to box Gary Dell'Abate, he claimed he had a heart problem, although no one believes him.
There are accusations as to why he lost his job as a stockbroker.
He entered Howard Stern's World's Meanest Listener contest with an audio simulation of him anally raping Gary Dell'Abate (who was played by a monkey on a chandelier).

Why he might not be annoying:

He has a good sense of humor and is willing to take criticism.
He has written some clever lines for Stern guest Slow Adam.
As a stockbroker, he made decent money for the crew of the Howard Stern Show.'
He has written and performed professional parodies.
He is a wiseass, who is non violent, allowing his words work for him.
Sal's Exclusive Picks - Most Annoying
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2. Richard Belzer
3. Ellen DeGeneres
4. Martha Stewart
5. Jennifer Lopez
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Sal's Exclusive Picks - Least Annoying
1. Howard Stern
2. Jackie Gleason
3. Rodney Dangerfield
4. Lenny Kravitz
5. Ozzy Osbourne
See related: Howard Stern Radio Show

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2002 - 100 Most Annoying (Ranked: 4)
• Bruce's Least Annoying [2007] (Ranked: 24)
• George Takei's Best Looking Guys on the Howard Stern Show [September 2006] (Ranked: 6)
• Goatees
• Howard Stern Show
• Howard Stern's E! Show
• I Drive a Land/Range Rover
• I Impersonated or Portrayed Sarah Palin
• I was Involved in a Physical Altercation on the Howard Stern Show
• Killers of Comedy
• Look at Me, I'm Giving the Finger
• Look at My Guitar
• Metrosexuals
• My Nickname is Part of My Name [M-Z]
• Panda/Raccoon Eyes
• Profiles 4251-4500 (Ranked: 4295)
• Publicly Acknowledged Am I Annoying
• Ralph Cirella's Best Looking Guys on the Howard Stern Show [September 20, 2006] (Ranked: 2)
• Roasted by Reverend Bob Levy
• Sal the Stockbroker's Least Annoying
• Sal the Stockbroker's Most Annoying
• Weak Chins

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 19 Votes: 15.79% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 33 Votes: 39.39% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 14 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 21 Votes: 61.90% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 99 Votes: 50.51% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 63 Votes: 74.60% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 126 Votes: 65.08% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 149 Votes: 51.01% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 23 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 303 Votes: 77.89% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 21 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 53 Votes: 69.81% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 76 Votes: 73.68% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 232 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 166 Votes: 76.51% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 803 Votes: 73.60% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 378 Votes: 69.84% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 444 Votes: 70.05% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 1016 Votes: 70.08% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 58160 Votes: 61.80% Annoying