Boston Phoenix's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World [April 2007]

Sexiest Males

Missing: * 10 Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force * 17 Chuck Klosterman * 38 Michael Devlin * 39 Ryan Schreiber * 41 Peter 'Zebbler' Berdovsky * 45 Duke LaCrosse Team * 51 Anthony Cumia * 60 Malcolm Gladwell * 65 Colin Meloy * 76 Male Editorial Staff of the Boston Phoenix * 81 Nick Denton * 84 Devendra Banhart

This Category is Ranked. Sort by Ranking Based on Votes by clicking on Vote Ranking. Sort by the Collection's Ranking by clicking on List Ranking.

Vote RankingList Ranking  

55

1

Donald Trump

U.S. President

34.81% (6313 of 18137 votes)

45

2

Ken Davitian

Actor

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

76

3

Flavor Flav

Vocalist

0% (0 of 3 votes)

66

4

Karl Rove

Politician

28.57% (2 of 7 votes)

4

5

Howard K. Stern (Attorney)

Attorney

100% (3 of 3 votes)

47

6

Don Imus

Radio Personality

46.15% (6 of 13 votes)

9

7

Sanjaya Malakar

Vocalist

100% (1 of 1 votes)

29

8

Perez Hilton

Commentator

59.61% (121 of 203 votes)

60

9

Bob Dylan

Vocalist

32.14% (18 of 56 votes)

69

11

Michael Richards

Comedian

20.0% (1 of 5 votes)

83

12

Karl Lagerfeld

Designer

0% (0 of 0 votes)

25

13

Philip Seymour Hoffman

Actor

61.11% (11 of 18 votes)

23

14

John Kerry

U.S. Senator

68.05% (164 of 241 votes)

63

14

Ted Kennedy

U.S. Senator

31.65% (213 of 673 votes)

19

15

James Gandolfini

Actor

83.05% (245 of 295 votes)

28

16

Bill O'Reilly

Commentator

59.65% (68 of 114 votes)

38

18

Mel Gibson

Actor

52.38% (11 of 21 votes)

53

19

Larry the Cable Guy

Comedian

36.60% (56 of 153 votes)

68

20

Jared Fogle

Advertising Icon

28.24% (72 of 255 votes)

32

21

Gerard Way

Vocalist

58.67% (115 of 196 votes)

2

22

Bruce Vilanch

Comedian

100% (2 of 2 votes)

71

23

Pete Doherty

Musician

17.95% (7 of 39 votes)

59

24

Phil Spector

Music Producer

32.18% (28 of 87 votes)

67

25

O.J. Simpson

Football Player

28.25% (669 of 2368 votes)

40

26

Robert Novak

Commentator

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

61

27

Mr. (Richard) Blackwell

Designer

32.08% (17 of 53 votes)

44

28

Dustin Diamond

Actor

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

50

29

Marc Anthony

Vocalist

41.07% (23 of 56 votes)

70

30

Howie Mandel

Actor

18.75% (6 of 32 votes)

74

31

Bill Belichick

Football Coach

7.69% (3 of 39 votes)

86

32

James Lipton

TV Personality

0% (0 of 0 votes)

14

33

Spencer Pratt

TV Personality

100% (5 of 5 votes)

5

34

Lewis 'Scooter' Libby

Politician

100% (1 of 1 votes)

52

35

Kevin Federline

Dancer

37.50% (6 of 16 votes)

87

36

Brian Posehn

Comedian

0% (0 of 0 votes)

65

37

Tony Kornheiser

Sportscaster

28.57% (4 of 14 votes)

36

40

Curt Schilling

Baseball Player

55.56% (5 of 9 votes)

17

42

Jeff Foxworthy

Comedian

90.91% (10 of 11 votes)

10

43

Adam 'Pacman' Jones (NFL)

Football Player

100% (6 of 6 votes)

30

44

Alberto Gonzales

U.S. Attorney General

59.18% (58 of 98 votes)

24

46

Mark Foley

U.S. Congressman

66.67% (8 of 12 votes)

12

47

Neil Clark Warren

Sex Researcher

100% (1 of 1 votes)

72

48

Alan Colmes

TV Personality

16.67% (1 of 6 votes)

90

49

Richie 'La Bamba' Rosenberg

Musician

0% (0 of 0 votes)

37

50

Mitt Romney

U.S. Senator

52.38% (55 of 105 votes)

21

52

Jay-Z

Vocalist

70.65% (2003 of 2835 votes)

3

53

Bud Selig

Sports Executive

100% (2 of 2 votes)

33

54

Dr. Phil (McGraw)

Doctor

58.57% (82 of 140 votes)

81

55

Ronaldinho

Soccer Player

0% (0 of 0 votes)

39

56

Kim Jong Il

World Leader

52.13% (331 of 635 votes)

79

57

Randy Johnson

Baseball Player

0% (0 of 0 votes)

8

58

Jack Abramoff

Advocate

100% (2 of 2 votes)

49

59

Gene Simmons

Vocalist

44.26% (27 of 61 votes)

15

60

Malcolm Gladwell

Author

100% (1 of 1 votes)

84

61

Harry Knowles

Internet Personality

0% (0 of 2 votes)

85

62

Larry Bird

Basketball Player

0% (0 of 10 votes)

16

63

Chad Kroeger

Musician

96.67% (29 of 30 votes)

43

64

Peter Jackson

Filmmaker

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

54

66

Rush Limbaugh

Radio Personality

35.11% (112 of 319 votes)

6

67

Mario Batali

Chef

100% (2 of 2 votes)

13

68

William Oefelein

Astronaut

100% (2 of 2 votes)

11

69

Ying Yang Twins

Musicians

100% (1 of 1 votes)

31

70

Artie Lange

Comedian

58.70% (108 of 184 votes)

7

71

Dr. Robert Rey

Doctor

100% (1 of 1 votes)

20

72

George Steinbrenner

Sports Executive

71.43% (5 of 7 votes)

41

73

Pope Benedict XVI

Religious Figure

50.0% (6 of 12 votes)

58

74

Peyton Manning

Football Player

33.03% (108 of 327 votes)

42

75

David Lee Roth

Vocalist

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

64

77

Dick Cheney

U.S. Vice President

30.77% (64 of 208 votes)

88

78

Bill Gates

Computer Tech

0% (0 of 7 votes)

82

79

Joe Francis

Music Producer

0% (0 of 0 votes)

46

80

Ann Coulter

Author

46.43% (13 of 28 votes)

48

82

Geico Cavemen

Advertising Icon

44.44% (8 of 18 votes)

89

83

Ban Ki-Moon

U.N. Secretary General

0% (0 of 0 votes)

80

85

John Basedow

Fitness Expert

0% (0 of 6 votes)

56

86

John Popper

Vocalist

33.33% (1 of 3 votes)

77

87

Joe Simpson

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 0 votes)

62

88

Erik Estrada

Actor

32.00% (8 of 25 votes)

27

89

Newt Gingrich

U.S. Congressman

60.0% (69 of 115 votes)

75

90

John Kruk

Baseball Player

0% (0 of 0 votes)

18

91

Bob Saget

Comedian

85.71% (6 of 7 votes)

22

92

Osama Bin Laden

Terrorist

69.80% (1301 of 1864 votes)

35

93

Jimmy Kimmel

TV Personality

55.68% (343 of 616 votes)

1

94

Bill Richardson

U.S. Governor

100% (5 of 5 votes)

78

95

Patrick Stump

Musician

0% (0 of 0 votes)

73

96

Jon Heder

Actor

9.09% (1 of 11 votes)

34

97

Larry King

TV Personality

58.43% (52 of 89 votes)

57

98

Ted Haggard

Religious Figure

33.33% (5 of 15 votes)

51

99

Aaron Carter

Vocalist

38.18% (42 of 110 votes)

26

100

Tom Cruise

Actor

60.0% (228 of 380 votes)