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Melinda Messenger

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The Resume

    (February 23, 1971- )
    Page 3 topless model in the British Sun
    Appears on 'Virtual Sexuality,' 'Can We Still Be Friends?,' 'Audience with Kylie Minogue' and 'Mumbo Jumbo'
    Stewardess for Britannia Airlines
    British TV hostess for 'Fort Boyard' and Beat the Crusher'

Why she might be annoying:

    Her breasts fluctuate from C to DD.
    She has breast implants to maintain a 34DD size.
    She looks like Gena Lee Nolan.
    She smokes.
    Her hot advertisements that hang on bus shelters were stolen.
    Because of that, they banned her ads from bus shelters.
    She is a Buddhist.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She appeared in her underwear for a window advertisement.
    She ranked #15 (1997), #25 (1998) and #64 (1999) in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women.
    In one day, 42 photos of her appeared in the British press.
    She poses topless.
    She was able to turn her topless modeling into an acting gig.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 16 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 31 Votes: 61.29% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 45 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 21.43% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 25 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 23 Votes: 60.87% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 87 Votes: 56.32% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 31 Votes: 67.74% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 83 Votes: 39.76% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 42 Votes: 54.76% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 99 Votes: 60.61% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 144 Votes: 63.19% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 246 Votes: 53.25% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 481 Votes: 46.99% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 884 Votes: 47.74% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 3282 Votes: 37.23% Annoying
    In 2001, Out of 141 Votes: 57.45% Annoying