The Resume

(May 25, 1981- )
Resides in Salt Lake City, Utah
Plays for the U.S. National Team
Plays pro volleyball in Brazil
Played college volleyball for Stanford
Pac-10 Player of the Year (2001, 2002)
Honda Award Winner for best female college volleyball player (2001, 2002)
American Volleyball Coaches Association (AVCA) Player of the Year (2001, 2002)
Olympic Silver medalist (2008)

Why she might be annoying:

She has two masculine names.
She is six foot one.

Why she might not be annoying:

She is a highly accomplished volleyball player.
At one point, she was the youngest player on the U.S. Junior National Team and she was also the youngest player on the 2000 U.S. Olympic Team.
She placed first academically in her high school class.
She was one of the choices provided in an ESPN.com poll for 'Sexiest Female Athlete (2003).'

Credit: Whiff Boy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2008 Most Annoying 201-300 (Ranked: 235)
• 2009 - 100 Least Annoying (Ranked: 72)
• Amazon Women
• Bee Stung Lips
• ESPN the Magazine's The Body Issue [Athletes] (Ranked: 2012)
• ESPN's Hottest Female Athletes [2004]
• FHM-US's 100 Sexiest Women [2005] (Ranked: 91)
• FHM-US's Cover Girls (Ranked: 48)
• I Attended Stanford
• Look at My Balls
• My Voting was Temporarily Suspended on Am I Annoying Due to Vote Abuse
• People with Tom, Dick or Harry in their Names
• Profiles 8751-9000 (Ranked: 8908)
• Volleyball Players
• We Parodied the Beatles’ ‘Abbey Road’ Album Cover
• Whiff Boy's Profiles [Series 2]
• Yahoo!'s Top 10 Olympian Searches (Ranked: 10)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 15 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 370 Votes: 18.38% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 14 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 60 Votes: 78.33% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 102 Votes: 51.96% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 185 Votes: 48.11% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 562 Votes: 48.93% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 100 Votes: 47.00% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 247 Votes: 44.94% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 1896 Votes: 35.34% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 1998 Votes: 28.88% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 247 Votes: 44.13% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 1194 Votes: 45.06% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 1005 Votes: 53.53% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 6001 Votes: 44.66% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 722 Votes: 42.66% Annoying