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Abby Wambach

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Soccer Player

The Resume

    (June 2, 1980- )
    Born in Rochester, New York
    Birth name is Mary Abigail Wambach
    Attended the University of Florida
    Forward for the Washington Freedom (2002-2003, 2009- )
    Forward for the U.S. National Team (2003- )
    Olympic Gold Medalist (2004)
    5'11

Why she might be annoying:

    She considered herself a 'goofball.'
    She is one of seven children.
    She and Julie Foudy campaigned to get John Kerry elected into the presidency, but John Kerry lost to George W. Bush in the 2004 Presidential Election.
    Despite being selected into the U.S. Olympic Soccer Team for the 2008 Summer Olympics, she injured her left leg which cost her a chance to play in the Olympics in Beijing, China.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She played soccer and basketball in high school.
    She is the Florida Gators' all-time leader in scoring.
    She enjoys surfing, listening to music, mountain bike ridding and video games.
    During the U.S. Olympic Team's run for the Gold Medal in the Summer Olympics, she started 5 games and scored 4 goals with an assist (2004).
    She was influenced by Mia Hamm.
    When an international friendly game was hosted in her hometown against Canada, she scored her 100th goal of her career (July 19, 2009).

Credit: Neo NX2004


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 23 Votes: 30.43% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 23 Votes: 69.57% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 14 Votes: 35.71% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 28 Votes: 60.71% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying