The Resume

(March 23, 1967- )
Wife, Lorena Bobbitt, chopped off his penis (June 23, 1993)
Starred in the adult movies 'John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut' (1994) and 'Frankenpenis'
Became a reverend for a little while
Tried his hand as a comedian
Did a commercial for Schweppes V-8 (seen in Britain)
Marine/Severed Penis Victim/Porn Star/Female abuser

Why he might be annoying:

He is an alcoholic.
He came home drunk, jumped on his wife, Lorena Bobbitt, and raped her.
He spent 15 days in jail for beating up his fiancee/stripper, Kristina Elliot.
He pled guilty to grand larceny for stealing $140,000 worth of clothes (plea bargained a $5,000 restitution - 1997).
He was jailed for 17 days for harassing his girlfriend, Desiree Luz (2000).

Why he might not be annoying:

He was fairly calm and held it together (whatever was left) when his penis was severed.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 20 to 1's Celebrity Dangerous Liaisons (Ranked: 3)
• Adult Actors
• Big Dicks
• Dick Injuries/Dismemberment
• Dim Bulbs
• Eminem References
• Fall Out Boy's 'We Didn't Start the Fire'
• Golden Girls References
• Howard Stern's E! Show
• I am From Buffalo, NY
• I Married in 1989
• I Married in 2001
• I Married in 2002
• I Smiled During My Mug Shot
• Jim Carrey's Impersonations
• Long Names
• Men Destroyed by Women
• Mike Myers Impersonations
• Miss Howard Stern Judges [New Years Eve 1994]
• My Mug Shot is on The Smoking Gun
• People Magazine Covers [1993] (Ranked: 1213)
• People with John or Mary in their Names
• Profiles 1251-1500 (Ranked: 1372)
• Rapists [Alleged or Convicted]
• Squinty/Beady Eyes
• VH-1's 100 Most Metal Moments (Ranked: 88)
• Weird Al Yankovic References
• Wife Beaters and Alleged Domestic Abusers

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 160 Votes: 28.12% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 32 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 106 Votes: 45.28% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 174 Votes: 63.22% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 23 Votes: 47.83% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 24 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 112 Votes: 58.04% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 32 Votes: 34.38% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 455 Votes: 95.38% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 106 Votes: 55.66% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 66 Votes: 65.15% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 51 Votes: 74.51% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 49 Votes: 83.67% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 102 Votes: 67.65% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 483 Votes: 73.29% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 537 Votes: 78.77% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 197 Votes: 74.11% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 253 Votes: 75.89% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 747 Votes: 69.75% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 812 Votes: 69.33% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 1302 Votes: 69.97% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 3586 Votes: 79.28% Annoying
In 2001, Out of 6104 Votes: 74.07% Annoying