The Resume

(May 31, 1967- )
Born in East Chicago, Indiana
Outfielder
Attended the University of Arizona
Selected in the 17th round of the 1988 MLB Draft by the Houston Astros
Has played for the Astros (1991), Cleveland Indians (1992-1996, 1998-2001, 2007), Atlanta Braves (1997), Chicago White Sox (2002), San Francisco Giants (2002), Pittsburgh Pirates (2003), Chicago Cubs (2003), New York Yankees (2004), Philadelphia Phillies (2005), Los Angeles Dodgers (2006), and Texas Rangers (2007)

Why he might be annoying:

He gave up a promising basketball scholarship for baseball.
He only played one year of college baseball and had only seen limited playing time when he was drafted.
He starred in a DHL commercial that parodied his constant movement between teams.
He batted .203 in his only year in Houston.
He played for a lot of National League teams.

Why he might not be annoying:

He grew up in extreme poverty with a teenage mother.
His family's only source of income was Social Security.
He was born prematurely and was so small his mother was afraid to hold him.
He is one of only two professional athletes to play in both the Final Four and the World Series.
As of 2008, he led all active MLB players in stolen bases.
He is left-handed.

Credit: D & Darrell

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• AL Golden Glove Winners - Outfielders (Ranked: 1993)
• AL Golden Glove Winners - Outfielders (Ranked: 1994)
• AL Golden Glove Winners - Outfielders (Ranked: 1995)
• AL Golden Glove Winners - Outfielders (Ranked: 1996)
• Atlanta Braves
• Baseball Players
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [May] (Ranked: 5311967)
• Chicago Cubs
• Chicago White Sox
• Cleveland Guardians
• Darrell's Profiles [Series 2]
• Houston Astros
• I Played for the Astros and Rangers
• I Played for the White Sox and Cubs
• I Played on 5 or More Teams (Ranked: 11)
• I'm a Bastard
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands Up
• Los Angeles Dodgers
• New York Yankees
• Philadelphia Phillies
• Pittsburgh Pirates
• Profiles 22501-22750 (Ranked: 22549)
• San Francisco Giants
• Texas Rangers

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 155 Votes: 70.32% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 10 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 59 Votes: 66.10% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 24 Votes: 70.83% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 31 Votes: 51.61% Annoying