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Houston Dynamo

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The Resume

    (2006- )
    Home field: Robertson Stadium (2006- )
    Formed from the old San Jose Earthquakes
    Colors are orange and black
    One MLS Cup (2006)

Why they might be annoying:

    Originally, their name was going to be 'Houston 1836.'
    No doubt, that prompted their new fans to say, 'Houston, we have a problem.'
    They did not retain the history of the San Jose Earthquakes, thus creating another Cleveland Browns-Baltimore Ravens type of scenario.
    In their first season, they had more ties than wins or losses, finishing 11-8-13 overall.
    At MLS Cup 2006, their fans lit orange smoke bombs which nearly disrupted play.

Why they might not be annoying:

    Upon the San Jose Earthquakes' demise, the old San Jose personnel were relocated to Houston and reborn as the Dynamo.
    They came from behind to win the 2006 West semifinals, against Chivas USA, with a late goal in stoppage time.
    In MLS Cup 2006, after giving up a goal to the New England Revolution in overtime, they quickly responded with a goal the next minute to stay alive.
    Their goaltender saved the Revolution's final tie breaker penalty kick to clinch the Cup.
    They won MLS Cup their first year of existence.
    The 2006 championship game was one of the greatest MLS Cups ever.
    They and their rivals, FC Dallas, prove that the 'other' kind of football can prosper in Texas.

Credit: Gregg


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 20 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 24 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 146 Votes: 32.88% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 72 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 45 Votes: 62.22% Annoying