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Paradiso Girls

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    (2007-2010)
    Born in London, United Kingdom
    Created by Jimmy Iovine
    Members (left to right): Kelly Beckett, Shar Mae Amor, Aria Crescendo (nee Cascaval), Chelsea Korka, Lauren Bennett
    Singles include ‘Patron Tequila,’ ‘Falling Down’ (with Space Cowboy) and ‘Who’s My Bitch’

Why they might be annoying:

    At its very brief height, there were two Brits (Bennett, Beckett) in the group.
    Amor, a Filipina, could actually pass for black.
    Bennett defected to the very group on which the Girls were based.
    They claim to not be your stereotypical girl group — and yet they sing about getting sloshed while dancing at a club.
    ‘Who’s My Bitch’ did so poorly in comparison to ‘Patron Tequila’ that no promotion was done for the song. In fact, their debut CD ‘Crazy Horse’ wasn’t even released.
    A minor argument relating to the fate of the Girls broke out between Crescendo and Korka via Twitter (‘why are you confusing the fans?????????’).

Why they might not be annoying:

    There were originally seven members, most of whom were culled from British X-Factor auditions.
    Rounding out the cultural mosaic, you have an American (Korka, of Hungarian lineage) and a Frenchwoman (Crescendo).
    Unlike the Pussycat Dolls, the Girls had no one lead singer.
    Beckett, Amor, and Korka (the last to join) were the last remaining members of the group — and the first to confirm their own projects.
    Regardless of whom was at fault – management, agency, lawyers, or the girls themselves – their lack of promotion was their ultimate downfall.

Credit: Cool It All Right?


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 9 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 17 Votes: 76.47% Annoying