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Commandment 6: Don't Kill!

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Biblical Character

The Resume

    (circa 1300 BC- )
    Born in Mount Sinai, Egypt
    #6 of the Ten Commandments
    Thou shalt not kill

Why Commandment 6: Don't Kill! might be annoying:

    Some justify killing by claiming it was sanctioned by God.
    Is it okay to kill in the name of God or have a holy war?
    Did God not order the mass murder of every Egyptian first born?
    If you wash your hands, are you not killing bacteria?
    Even those bastard vegans are killing and eating live vegetation and fruits.
    All exterminators are doomed.
    Some backwards people feel masturbation or using contraception is killing.
    It allowed masters to beat and kill their slaves (eg. manservants and handmaidens).
    It begs the paradox of dying while saving others.
    It forbids suicide.
    Roman Catholics count this as the 5th commandment.

Why Commandment 6: Don't Kill! might not be annoying:

    We really should not kill others, peace out!
    Pacifists embrace this commandment.
    Opponents of euthanasia and Dr. Jack Kevorkian embrace this commandment.
    Shouldn't it have forbid religious genocide, holy wars and the crusades?
    Those against capital punishment or abortion embrace this commandment.
    Christians changed the word 'kill' to 'murder.'
    We still honor our military and police even though they break this commandment.
    What about self defense?

Credit: Team Annoy


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