The Resume

(May 1946- )
Birth name is Alana Collins
Co-Hosted 'George & Alana'
Acted in 'Wasted in Babylon (1999),' 'Mom, Can I Keep Her? (1998),' 'Meet Wally Sparks (1997),' 'Small Sacrifices (1989),' 'Swing Shift (1984),' 'Where the Boys Are '84 (1984),' 'Ravagers (1979),' 'Funny Lady (1975),' 'Medusa (1973),' 'Night Call Nurses (1972)' and 'Evel Knievel (1971)'

Why she might be annoying:

She lies about her age, saying she was born in 1948.
She divorced Rod Stewart (1979-84) and George Hamilton (1970-75).
The 'George and Alana Show' lasted less than a year. To increase ratings, she asked her first ex, Rod Stewart, to come on the show. He declined.
She also asked her son's ex-girlfriend, Shannen Doherty, who also declined.
Rosie O'Donnell replaced 'The George and Alana Show' and her ratings increased immediately.
She has breast implants.
She sued the plastic surgeon who did her breast job (eleven years later).
She was arrested at seventeen for shoplifting.

Why she might not be annoying:

Despite her divorces, she has no bitter feelings to her ex-husbands.
She is Ashley Hamilton's mother.
She was given a baby grand piano by Elton John.
Farrah Fawcett made a sculpture for her.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Celebrity Wife Swap Participants [2015] (Ranked: 10)
• Females Pied [M-Z]
• I am a Celebrity - Get Me Out of Here 1 [US-2003] (Ranked: 9)
• I am a Texan
• I Attended the Premiere of 'That's Entertainment!' [1974]
• I Boarded the Love Boat [R-Z]
• I Had Breast Enhancement [Some Alleged]
• I Married a Rock Star
• I Married in 1979
• I Probably Banged Rod Stewart
• I Probably Banged Steve McQueen
• I Visited Fantasy Island [R-Z]
• Pissed off Chicks
• Profiles 7001-7250 (Ranked: 7142)
• Shoplifters and Alleged Shoplifters
• We Married in Las Vegas

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 15 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 79 Votes: 54.43% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 48 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 98 Votes: 56.12% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 28 Votes: 60.71% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 29 Votes: 89.66% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 47.06% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 27 Votes: 70.37% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 28 Votes: 60.71% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 47 Votes: 57.45% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 38 Votes: 65.79% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 92 Votes: 55.43% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 129 Votes: 69.77% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 231 Votes: 62.77% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 491 Votes: 70.67% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 663 Votes: 66.52% Annoying