The Resume

(April 16, 1982- )
Linebacker for the University of Miami (2000-2003)
Candidate for the Butkus Award, Nagurski Award, All-America and Big East Defensive Player of the Year (2003)
Drafted by the New York Jets as the 12th overall pick in the NFL's 2004 draft
Played for the New York Jets and New Orleans Saints

Why he might be annoying:

He was listed as the 83rd overall prospect in Florida as a senior in high school.
He doesn't make many solo tackles by himself past the line of scrimmage.
At 6'1 and 220 lbs, NFL scouts said he was too small to be a dominant NFL-caliber Middle Linebacker.
The NFL suspended him for the entire 2012 due to his role in the New Orleans Saints 'Bountygate' scandal; he appealed (May 1, 2012).

Why he might not be annoying:

He chose the University of Miami (his hometown college) over Florida State, Florida, Iowa and Pittsburgh.
He was called Miami's defensive 'field general.'
He recorded 20 tackles against Florida State in one game (2002).
He lead UM in tackles in his sophomore, junior and senior seasons.
He decided to stay in college and get a degree (in accounting) instead of entering the NFL draft early.

Credit: His Name is Robert

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Football Players
• Hey! They Doctored My Photo
• His Name is Robert's Profiles [Series 5]
• I am a Miami, Floridian
• I Attended University of Miami [Florida]
• Look at Me, I'm Armed
• Look at My Balloons
• Look at My Balls
• Look at My Oversized Prop
• Look at My Toys
• New Orleans Saints
• New York Jets
• NFL Players Suspended for at Least One Season
• NFL Rookies of the Year (Ranked: 2004)
• NFL's Longest Suspensions (Ranked: 16)
• Profiles 10501-10750 (Ranked: 10605)
• Represented by Drew Rosenhaus
• Yahoo!'s Top 10 Scandal Searches [2012] (Ranked: 5)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 24 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 20 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 187 Votes: 78.61% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 10 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 19 Votes: 47.37% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 37 Votes: 67.57% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 74 Votes: 70.27% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 132 Votes: 57.58% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 170 Votes: 62.94% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 232 Votes: 56.90% Annoying