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Udonis Haslem

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Basketball Player

The Resume

    (June 9, 1980- )
    Born in Miami, Florida
    Power forward for the Miami Heat (2002- )
    Attended the University of Florida
    #40 for the Heat

Why he might be annoying:

    He has a weird first name.
    He weighed 300 lbs during his initial rookie training camp.
    He threw his mouthguard at an official in protest to a call (2006).
    He is covered in tattoos on his arms, back and chest.
    He fathered two sons out of wedlock.
    He named one of his sons Kedonis.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was part of a deep recruiting class at the University of Florida.
    After spending his rookie season in France, he signed with his hometown Miami Heat.
    He played center for the Heat, when both Shaquille O'Neal and Alonzo Mourning went down to injuries.
    He was a member of the Heat's first championship team (2006).
    He turned down more money from other teams to remain with his hometown team.

Credit: Ricky


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 91.67% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 64.71% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 105 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 90 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 109 Votes: 86.24% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 64 Votes: 70.31% Annoying