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Crash Test Dummy

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The Resume

    (1949- )
    Car crash tester

Why he might be annoying:

    He is a horrible driver.
    He crashes at full speed into walls (and he is not even drunk).
    He destroys expensive cars.
    He has no health insurance.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He saves lives by testing the safety of automobiles.
    Better him than you.
    He is a diligent worker that never complains, despite doing a job no one would want, especially without pay.
    The only breaks he gets are in his body.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 8 Votes: 12.50% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 11 Votes: 36.36% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 33 Votes: 57.58% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 36 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 35 Votes: 65.71% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 73 Votes: 60.27% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 210 Votes: 43.33% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 346 Votes: 42.20% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 327 Votes: 42.20% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 737 Votes: 42.74% Annoying
    In 2002, Out of 1967 Votes: 49.16% Annoying
    In 2001, Out of 5783 Votes: 43.18% Annoying