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Fictional Character

The Resume

    Roman God of desire, affection and erotic love
    Equivalent to Eros of Greek Mythology
    Son of Venus and Mars

Why he might be annoying:

    He is often portrayed as a child-like figure with an exposed penis; that's kinda creepy!
    He's one of the primary icons for the super commercialized St. Valentine's Day.
    In the ancient Roman world, he was sent by his mother to make one of her rivals fall in love with something 'vile'; how romantic!
    He is the namesake for a singles/dating website, complete with anonymous messaging!
    He also inspired a short-lived dating game show created by Simon Cowell.
    He put the Gym Class Heroes in a chokehold.

Why he might not be annoying:

    In today's world, he symbolizes love for hopeless romantics.
    Who doesn't love doing the Cupid Shuffle at their cousin's wedding reception?
    Sometimes, he wears a diaper!
    It's not his fault that psychologists use his name for their cockamamie theories on love and attraction.
    He has wings; that's pretty neat!
    If he participated in the Olympics, he could probably contend for a gold medal in archery (take that, Geena Davis).

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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 113 Votes: 53.10% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 14 Votes: 35.71% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 12 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 120 Votes: 55.83% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 150 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 24 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 104 Votes: 48.08% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 189 Votes: 50.79% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 41 Votes: 46.34% Annoying