The Resume

(circa 1800 BC-circa 1734 BC)
Born in Padan Aram, Syria
Second but favorite wife of Jacob (Circa 1754 BC)
Mother of Joseph and Benjamin
Daughter of Laban, younger sister of Leah and half-sister of Bilhah and Zilpah
Buried at Efrat
Definition: innocence, gentile and lovely

Why she might be annoying:

Religious accounts mix faith, interpretation, fantasy and historical reality making accuracy suspect.
Their marriage was incestuous, Jacob's mom and her dad were siblings (they were first cousins).

Why she might not be annoying:

She was a hottie.
Jacob worked for seven years as Laban's shepherd to marry her.
Laban tricked Jacob into marrying a veiled Leah instead so Jacob promised to work an additional seven years to marry her.
Because she could not bear children she let Jacob fuck her handmaiden Bilhah to have sons.
She eventually bore two sons.
She died giving birth to her second son, Benjamin, on the eleventh day of Heshvan.
She begged God to allow the Jews to return to Israel. God was swayed by her argument.
She was Jacob's true love.
When her father switched her with Leah to trick Jacob into marrying Leah, she kept quiet so as not to embarrass Leah.
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See also: 12 Tribes of Israel, Tribe of Reuben, Tribe of Simeon, Tribe of Levi, Tribe of Judah, Tribe of Dan, Tribe of Naphtali, Tribe of Gad, Tribe of Asher, Tribe of Issachar, Tribe of Zebulun, Tribe of Joseph, Tribe of Benjamin, Tribe of Manasseh, Tribe of Ephraim, Dinah, Leah, Rachel, Bilhah, Zilpah, Jacob, Abraham, Israel, Jewish and God

Credit: Team Annoy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Ancient Times
• God Spoke to Me
• I Am in the Bible
• I Am in the Old Testament
• I Died While Pregnant or Giving Birth
• Known By a Single Name
• Look at Me, My Picture Is Art
• Oops, I Married My Relative
• Profiles 21001-21250 (Ranked: 21017)
• Religious Icons
• Sabras - I am Israeli
• Virgin Brides

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 24 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 86 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 76 Votes: 59.21% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 14 Votes: 35.71% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 32 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 13 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 35 Votes: 54.29% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 148 Votes: 55.41% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 222 Votes: 39.64% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 211 Votes: 32.70% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 161 Votes: 57.14% Annoying