The Resume

(November 24, 1983- )
AKA Morgan Malloy
Based in Decatur, Illinois
Second contestant voted out of Survivor Guatemala
Magician’s Assistant

Why she might be annoying:

The youngest contestant in the game, she duplicated the fate of the oldest (Jim): elimination by a unanimous vote.
She seemed to be the only one surprised by the vote, a fact not lost on her or Jeff.
Acquaintances don’t consider her to be either ‘outdoorsy’ or athletic. In fact, they tend to consider her ‘very feminine.’ (In short, a girlie girl.)
Some of her tribemates considered her to be both weak and lazy (not a good combo during tribal immunity).
Her cats are named Kirby and Murphy.

Why she might not be annoying:

Her mother gave birth to her at age 20 (and had three more kids).
She was a varsity cheerleader.
She’s a farm girl.
She loves the smell of fresh baked cookies.
She says, ‘Whether I’m on stage or in front of a camera, I feel right at home in the limelight.’ This despite having never been formally trained as a dancer.

Credit: Cool It All Right?

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Cheerleaders - Female
• Cool It All Right?'s Profiles [Series 01]
• Double M Initials
• Girlie Girls
• I Got a Pet Cat or Twenty
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands on My Hips
• No Bra Necessary
• Profiles 15751-16000 (Ranked: 15933)
• Survivor [Series] (Ranked: 11)
• Survivor 11 - Guatemala [2005] (Ranked: 17)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 5 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 23 Votes: 13.04% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 13 Votes: 15.38% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 16 Votes: 12.50% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 25 Votes: 44.00% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 19 Votes: 68.42% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 73 Votes: 89.04% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 24 Votes: 45.83% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 81 Votes: 49.38% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 1907 Votes: 39.96% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 190 Votes: 47.89% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 349 Votes: 45.85% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 461 Votes: 44.25% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 192 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 200 Votes: 37.00% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 198 Votes: 57.07% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 820 Votes: 40.61% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 463 Votes: 50.11% Annoying