The Resume

(July 25, 1943- )
Daughter of Lana Turner and photographer Steven Crane
Murdered her mother's mobster boyfriend Johnny Stompanato
Acquitted for the murder of Johnny Stompanato
Author of 'Detour: A Hollywood Story'

Why she might be annoying:

She stabbed her mother's boyfriend to death which scandalized Lana Turner's name.
She claims she 'accidentally' stabbed Stompanato claiming she lunged forward, and lost control of her arm.
It may have actually been Lana who killed Stompanato, and Cheryl simply took the blame.
As a teenager she was quite rebellious.
She was expelled from school for misbehaving.
Like her mom, she bleached her natural dark hair, blonde.
She was fascinated by the O.J. Simpson trial saying 'Oh, I know he'll get off.'

Why she might not be annoying:

She probably saved her mother's life.
She was found innocent on grounds of self-defense.
Her parents divorced when she was an infant.
She is a lesbian.
She was neglect by her mother as a child to be raised by nannies.
She accompanied her mother to the 1958 Academy Awards.
She was not given special treatment because she was Lana Turner's daughter.
Her mother was able to regain her career after the scandal.
The scandal added to her mother's image as a 'dangerous dame.'
She is open and still very willing to talk about her mother and Johnny Stompanato.
She tries to create a positive, but honest, memory of her mother.
Researched by Jack Magic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Bird Names
• Criminals
• Daughters of Celebrities
• I Accidentally Killed Someone
• I Did Not Graduate High School [C-E]
• I Like to Party
• I Married in 2014
• I Married Someone of the Same Gender
• I Stabbed Someone
• Lesbians
• Pissed off Chicks
• Profiles 14751-15000 (Ranked: 14819)
• Teen Killers
• Time Magazine Top 25 Crimes of the Century (Ranked: 7)
• Wonderwall's Biggest Celebrity News Story the Year You Were Born (Ranked: 1958)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 21 Votes: 23.81% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 14 Votes: 35.71% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 169 Votes: 63.31% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 27 Votes: 51.85% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 79 Votes: 64.56% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 75 Votes: 73.33% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 11 Votes: 27.27% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 54 Votes: 48.15% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 30 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 49 Votes: 34.69% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 81 Votes: 58.02% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 133 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 760 Votes: 44.61% Annoying