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Jean-Robert Bellande

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The Resume

    (September 17, 1970- )
    Born in Long Island, New York
    Competitive poker player
    Eighth contestant voted off Survivor: China
    Appeared in the 2005 World Poker Tournament’s ‘Bad Boys of Poker’ (ranked 6th worldwide)

Why he might be annoying:

    For a professional poker player, he certainly talked too much for Todd’s liking (and Sherea's — and Courtney’s).
    He snored like a buzzsaw and slept while his tribe members were working.
    He wanted to get up close with the women while sleeping – which spooked them out.
    He used the corny Jerry Maguire line ‘You had me at Hello!’ when the Chinese cultural dancers performed for the newly merged tribe.
    He loudly strategized with James against Todd and Courtney not realizing that Todd and Courtney working close by and could clearly hear them.
    Courtney nicknamed him ‘the Susan Lucci of Tribal Council.’
    He likes to drink Red Bull.

Why he might not be annoying:

    At the World Series of Poker Circuit Event, he scored more than $200 K.
    As a youth, he spent a few years in China and, while playing Survivor, used his fluency in Mandarin to communicate with the fishing family that brought the Fei Long their food-based reward and other native visitors.
    Courtney referred to him as ‘horrible’ and ‘crappy’ — views none of the Fei Long disputed.
    He was the only original Fei Long to immediately recognize Todd as a threat, promising to hold Todd accountable if he ever got blindsided (indicating he at least knew of such a possibility).
    He could pass as Boston Rob's taller-older-heavier-shadier cousin.

Credit: Battyx3 & Cool It All Right?


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 15 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 19 Votes: 73.68% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 72.22% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 55 Votes: 65.45% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 34 Votes: 73.53% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 40 Votes: 77.50% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 75 Votes: 76.00% Annoying