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Kendal Brown

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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

    Based in Northport, Alabama
    Eliminated seventh in the 15th cycle of America’s Next Top Model
    Bullying photo shoot words: ‘lanky’ and ‘fierce’

Why she might be annoying:

    ‘I don’t wanna do nothin’ else in the world but model.’
    She is a virgin who remained pure because she dislikes semen.
    She thinks being from Alabama will give her an advantage (‘nobody knows anything about Alabama’).
    Partway through the last half of her conveyor belt runway walk, one of her shoes fell off (Miss J snapped it up).
    At the wrestling photo shoot, Mister J likened her attempts at growling to sounding like a ‘baby elephant’ and a ‘shrieking hyena.’
    She openly admitted to not being sad upon Kacey's elimination and giving her a very half-hearted handshake.
    She thought the outfits Jane and Esther chose for each other at the Grammy Museum challenge were more suitable for church.
    She had to emulate designer Vera Wang in the designers photo shoot even though she is black and Vera is Asian (see profile picture).

Why she might not be annoying:

    ‘I just like to cuddle. Something wrong with cuddling?’
    Having lived in a mobile home, she compared her Top Model digs to a ‘glass palace.’ (Just don’t go throwing any stones!)
    Diane Von Furstenberg took a liking to her and said she would hire her on the spot during the designer's fashion show.
    Her opinions about semen received a stunned reaction from the gay Miss J.
    Nigel compared her legs to a gazelle's.
    She was happy with the long weave she received at her makeover.
    She received kudos for her performance in the Rodeo Drive photo shoot (where she was compared to Sarah Jessica Parker) by showing every clothing item and accessory she was wearing.)
    Tyra considered her one of the most beautiful Top Model contestants ever.
    When asked by Tyra if she had someone who could motivate her to come out of her shell, she answered, her sisters.

Credit: Cool It All Right? & Batty


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 28 Votes: 92.86% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 17 Votes: 64.71% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 22 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 19 Votes: 78.95% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 18 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying