The Resume

Born in New Baltimore , Michigan
Hairstylist for Jennifer Lopez, Carmen Electra, Simpson sisters et al
Appearances include Oprah and America’s Next Top Model

Why he might be annoying:

PAY-ves.
The media calls him the ‘hottest hairdresser in Hollywood.’
Jessica Simpson worships his hair care advice like a New Age religion (he advised her to wash her hair only a few times a month).
A paparazzo trying to get a snapshot of Simpson outside a restaurant clobbered him with the camera, leading to a full-on fracas. (Were they that desperate?)

Why he might not be annoying:

Fortunately, not everyone worships him the way his supposed muse does.
He credits his mother for his decision to go into hairstyling.
He was willing to work until four in the morning to do strippers’ hair.
Salons in his name will pop up in small towns (such as Clinton Township, Michigan, where he spent some formative years).

Credit: Cool It All Right?

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Cool It All Right?'s Profiles [Series 05]
• Dim Bulbs
• Hairdressers and Barbers
• I am Filipino
• I am Portuguese
• Ken Paves Styles My Hair
• Look at Me, I'm with Jessica Simpson
• Moes [AKA the Bowl Cut]
• New York Daily News' 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood [December 2007] (Ranked: 16)
• Profiles 24751-25000 (Ranked: 24867)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 48 Votes: 45.83% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 22 Votes: 68.18% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 90 Votes: 64.44% Annoying