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Kari Calhoun

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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

Why she might be annoying:

    Despite an initial disinterest, her mother tried to get her into modeling.
    ‘This is America’s Next Top Model, not America’s Find the Next Lover.’ (In a co-ed season, gotta expect gettin’ it on.)
    She received a platinum blonde ice-princess makeover – including her eyebrows – and looked ready to commit suicide.
    At the ice photo shoot – her exile episode – she admitted to having a mean face.
    Much of her camera time – whenever she could get any – was connected to Keith.
    Lots of luck trying to find her Facebook public figure page.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She is a fan of Tyson Beckford.
    Never mind, with a degree in ‘apparel and fashion design’ (and an online boutique), she looks at modeling as free advertising.
    She was the first contestant up at the bowling challenge – which would determine the 22 players to make the next cut – in the opening episode.
    To the surprise of no male competitor, she was chosen by Keith – the season’s first recipient – to share access to the Tyra Suite.
    During a truth or dare game at the Top Model digs, she was dared to make out with Mirjana — which Denzel thought would make for a fun night (‘Karjana’).
    Keith had absolutely no problem with her ‘stripper’ makeover.

Credit: Cool It All Right?


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 189 Votes: 58.73% Annoying