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Anna Marie Goddard

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The Resume

    (January 13, 1970- )
    Born in Ysbrechtum, Friesland, Netherlands
    Birth name is Anna Marie Lampe
    Appeared in the September 2001 edition of Dutch Playboy
    40th-anniversary American Playboy Playmate
    Bit parts in ‘Austin Powers in Goldmember’ and ‘Master of Disguise’
    Advanced to the endgame in the Russian Roulette Playmates edition

Why she might be annoying:

    That wide mouth and big toothy grin.
    She was not initially interested in the idea of taking it all off.
    Following one Playboy shoot, she cut her hair short — and hated it.
    The short haircut proved to be a little more successful than she would have liked.
    Her grandmother regarded her as a ‘sinner’ for doing Playboy (always one in every bunch).

Why she might not be annoying:

    She is a natural blonde.
    She grew up on a farm.
    She is fluent in Dutch and German and communicates well in French and Spanish.
    For one Playboy shoot, she walked down Rio de Janeiro (to the shock of onlookers) in her birthday suit.
    She labeled the membership section of her website ‘the Red Light District.’
    Russian Roulette host Mark L. Walberg asked if she wanted to say any last words before risking elimination; in a none-too-subtle tone, she shot back, ‘You wanna come with me?’

Credit: Cool It All Right?


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 52 Votes: 42.31% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 17 Votes: 41.18% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 96 Votes: 44.79% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 38 Votes: 68.42% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 21 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 26 Votes: 65.38% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 23 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 27 Votes: 59.26% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 94 Votes: 56.38% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 85 Votes: 56.47% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 127 Votes: 49.61% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 65 Votes: 49.23% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 282 Votes: 72.70% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 495 Votes: 73.74% Annoying