The Resume

Makes up a majority of our world leaders, business executives and fire fighters

Why they might be annoying:

They created this website.
They rarely stop to ask for directions.
They often beat each other up.
There are many cowardly men who beat women up.
They make up 90% of the prisoners in America.
Most of the industries that pollute and destroy our environment are run by them.
They are notorious for farting and belching in public.
They'll piss on bushes, fences and even buildings.
As difficult as it is for a man to build a washing machine, it's not nearly as difficult for a man to learn how to use it.

Why they might not be annoying:

They are good for moving furniture and other heavy objects.
They come in a variety of shapes and different colors.
A majority of history's most influential people are men.
They make sports enjoyable to watch.
Most of the greatest comedians are men.
It's not their fault that they don't understand women.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2007 - Most Annoying 101-200 (Ranked: 157)
• 2010 - 100 Least Annoying (Ranked: 51)
• AFI's 50 Greatest Movie Villains (Ranked: 20)
• Blogspot's 100 Things You Aught to Remember of the First Decade of the 21st Century (Ranked: 12)
• Blogspot's 100 Things You Aught to Remember of the First Decade of the 21st Century (Ranked: 72)
• Fairly Odd Parents References
• Golden Girls References
• Guns n' Roses 'Civil War' References
• I Am a Kiss Ass Suck Up
• I am Associated with Farting
• I Am On the Voyager Golden Record [1977]
• I Pissed Off Feminists
• I Publicly Supported Johnny Depp
• IDs Ending in 00 (Ranked: 6000)
• Joan Rivers Made Fun of My Appearance
• Joy Behar Doesn't Like Me
• Look at Me, I've Been Caught with Alcohol
• Look at the Time
• Mae West Dissed Me
• Martha & the Vandelllas 'Dancing in the Street' References
• Millennium IDs (Ranked: 6000)
• Profiles 5751-6000 (Ranked: 6000)
• Referenced in 'La Vie Boheme' [Rent]
• Time Magazine People of the Year (Ranked: 2006)
• Toby Keith’s ‘American Ride’ References/Interpretations

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 83 Votes: 62.65% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 131 Votes: 60.31% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 128 Votes: 54.69% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 410 Votes: 53.41% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 170 Votes: 53.53% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 105 Votes: 55.24% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 231 Votes: 61.04% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 73 Votes: 79.45% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 17 Votes: 29.41% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 62 Votes: 51.61% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 111 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 393 Votes: 49.62% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 338 Votes: 54.14% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 6482 Votes: 26.10% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 316 Votes: 70.57% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 127 Votes: 51.97% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 263 Votes: 59.32% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 1169 Votes: 40.38% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 3966 Votes: 41.98% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 1050 Votes: 69.71% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 891 Votes: 55.67% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 2459 Votes: 66.94% Annoying