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Donna Simpson

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The Resume

    (circa 1968- )
    Resident of Old Bridge, New Jersey
    Recognized by Guinness World Records as world's heaviest mother
    Weighed 503 pounds when she gave birth (2007)
    As of March, 2010, weighed 600 pounds
    Announced plans to reach 1,000 pounds
    Height: 5'4

Why she might be annoying:

    She eats 12,000 calories a day.
    The New York Post noted about her goal, 'Simpson would have to consume Jets coach Rex Ryan — 350 pounds before his stomach-staple surgery this past weekend — just to get close.'
    Her $750/week food bill is subsidized by a website where men pay to watch her eat.
    She insists she is healthy even though she requires a mobility scooter to get around.

Why she might not be annoying:

    At least she has a goal.
    Michael Phelps reportedly eats 12,000 calories a day, too, and no one gives him a hard time over it -- I smell a double standard! (Or perhaps it's just because Phelps is burning off those calories swimming.)
    She claims that her 150-pound boyfriend is encouraging her. ('He's a real belly man and completely supports me.')

Credit: C. Fishel


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 14 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 17 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 12 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 23 Votes: 56.52% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 21 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 201 Votes: 77.61% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 331 Votes: 88.52% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 27 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 10505 Votes: 77.14% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 754 Votes: 62.20% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 3607 Votes: 81.73% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 1545 Votes: 64.85% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 79034 Votes: 68.40% Annoying