The Resume

(January 5, 1965- )
Appeared in 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998),' 'Snatch (2000),' 'Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000)' 'Swordfish (2001)' 'Mean Machine (2001)' and 'Big Bounce, The (2003)'
Played soccer for Leeds United, Wimbledon, Sheffield United and Chelsea
Played for and coached the Queens Park Rangers soccer club

Why he might be annoying:

He was considered one of soccer's 'hard men,' due to his tough behavior on the playing field.
He is most famous in his soccer days for grabbing and squeezing Paul Gascoigne's testicles during a match against Newcastle United (1987).
In one game, he was yellow carded 3 seconds into the match (a professional world record he still holds).
In an interview with AskMen.com, he said that he would have liked to have done a love scene with Marilyn Monroe.
He owned a Commodore Computer.
His shotgun license was revoked after he screamed at passangers on a plane: 'I can get you murdered, I can get the whole crew murdered for £3,000' (2003).
Charges were held against him for assaulting a guest at a party that he hosted in South Africa for the cast of his movie 'Slipstream' (November 2003).

Why he might not be annoying:

He appeared in a celebrity episode of 'Ready, Steady, Cook' (1997).
While playing soccer, he was named captain of the Welsh team.
He made a solid transition from athlete to actor.
He hopes to one day work with Robert De Niro.
He enjoys going to movie premieres (and admits it).

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 100 Worst Britons [Channel 4 Britain - May 10, 2003] (Ranked: 61)
• ABC's Battle of the Network Stars [2017]
• Celebrity Big Brother UK [Complete] (Ranked: 7)
• Celebrity Big Brother UK 7 [2010] (Ranked: 3)
• Company Magazine's 100 Sexiest Men [2000] (Ranked: 45)
• Company Magazine's 100 Sexiest Men of the Century [1999] (Ranked: 45)
• Daily Mirror's Most Shocking Moment from Each Season of Celebrity Big Brother (2018) (Ranked: 7)
• Durex Condom's World's 100 Sexiest Men [December 2006] (Ranked: 100)
• FHM's Top 10 Celebrity Meltdowns of All Time [2009] (Ranked: 8)
• Good Housekeeping UK's Top 10 Role Models by School Boys [2004] (Ranked: 6)
• GQ's 10 Best Dressed British Males [2002] (Ranked: 8)
• I Portrayed a Gangster
• I was Escorted Off an Airplane
• Look at My Computer
• Pop Matters Best 20 Male Acting Performances [2008] (Ranked: 16)
• Profiles 7501-7750 (Ranked: 7734)
• Puma Endorsers
• Smith Versus Jones
• Snatch [2000]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 8 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 95 Votes: 47.37% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 9 Votes: 11.11% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 17 Votes: 64.71% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 16 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 99 Votes: 68.69% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 36 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 42 Votes: 73.81% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 82 Votes: 63.41% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 104 Votes: 68.27% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 890 Votes: 69.89% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 292 Votes: 64.38% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 589 Votes: 62.48% Annoying