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    (June 8, 1940-971 BC)
    King of Judah (1011-971 B.C.)
    King of Israel (1004-971 B.C.)
    Son of Jesse
    Father of King Solomon
    Court musician to King Saul
    Identified as ‘chosen of God’ by the prophet Samuel
    He was a trusted servant of King Saul, but tried to overthrow him.
    He paid King Saul ‘the foreskins of 100 Philistines’ so he could marry his daughter.
    Many scholars believe he also had gay sex with the king’s son Jonathan.
    Like Bill Clinton, his sexual shenanigans got him in a lot of trouble.
    He had an affair with Bathsheba, the wife of his general Uriah, got her pregnant, and then sent the Uriah to the front lines to be killed. (Their offspirng was Solomon).
    He chose Solomon to be his heir instead of his oldest son Adonijah.
    Many scholars believe he didn’t exist at all, but was just a legend like King Arthur.
    Richard Gere played him in a crappy movie.
    He was a poor shepherd who became king of all Israel.
    He killed the giant Goliath with a pebble.
    He was a skilled soldier, musician and poet.
    He was reportedly handsome.
    He became king despite the attempts of King Saul to have him killed.
    He made Jerusalem the capital of Israel.
    He suffered from poor health in his old age.
    He is believed to be the direct ancestor of Jesus Christ.
    Christians, Jews and Muslims all consider him an important religious figure.
    He became king despite the attempts of King Saul to have him killed.

Credit: Wieland Kalligaro


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