The Resume

(September 26, 1961- )
Published 'Cock and Bull,' 'The Quantity Theory of Insanity,' 'Junk Mail,' 'Grey Area,' 'How the Dead Live,' 'Tough Tough Toys for Tough Tough Boys,' 'Great Apes,' 'My Idea of Fun,' 'The Sweet Smell of Psychosis' and 'Feeding Frenzy'

Why he might be annoying:

He is a recovering drug addict.
He was sacked from a journalism job for abusing illegal drugs on the Prime Minister's private plane.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is a family man.
He is keeping the genre of British satire alive.
He is like Martin Amis but not so self obsessed.
He is impressively tall.

Credit: Champagne Chris Kanyon

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• I Abused Amphetamines
• I Abused Cocaine
• I Abused Heroin
• I Abused LSD
• I Attended Oxford
• I Married in 1989
• I Married in 1997
• People who Have Similar Names on Am I Annoying (Ranked: 166)
• Profiles 3501-3750 (Ranked: 3590)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 131 Votes: 45.80% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 38 Votes: 63.16% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 26 Votes: 42.31% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 37 Votes: 72.97% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 81 Votes: 64.20% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 112 Votes: 70.54% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 201 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 249 Votes: 64.66% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 495 Votes: 63.03% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 1594 Votes: 68.88% Annoying