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Alan K. Simpson
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U.S. Senator
    (September 2, 1931- )
    Born in Denver, Colorado
    Member of the Wyoming House of Representatives (1964-1977)
    Republican senator from Wyoming (1979-1997)
    Co-chair of the National Committee on Fiscal Responsibility and Reform (2010-)
    As a teenager, he torched federal property, stole bullets from a federal hardware store, and went around shooting rocks, mailboxes, and even killing a cow.
    He was sentenced to two years of probation.
    His middle name is Kooi.
    He looks like Mr. Burns from 'The Simpsons.'
    He wrote a scathing letter to a retirees' organization, calling them 'greedy geezers.'
    He defended his comments, saying, 'I found sometimes that if you use gentle little terms...that people don’t really seem to hear it.'
    He also said, 'Grandchildren now don't write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they're walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg.'
    He wrote a book called 'Right in the Old Gazoo.'
    The Weekly World News reported that he was an alien.
    He calls Social Security 'a milk cow with 310 million tits.'
    He regrets his teenage hellraising, saying, 'I was just dumb and rebellious and stupid.'
    He is pro-gay rights and pro-choice.
    He opposed 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell.'
    He served as Senate majority whip under Bob Dole.
    He lambasted congressional Republicans for refusing to compromise.
    When asked about the alien claims, his spokesman responded: 'We've got only one thing to say: Klaatu barada nikto.'
    He admitted, 'I have had my size 15 feet in my mouth a time or two.'

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